Poem and Haiku

I recently wrote a poem that I would like to share with everyone. All of the people referenced in the poem are entirely fictional. The poem is titled "Rob is a Douche."

Here it is:

Rob Is A Douche

I know this guy named Rob E.
Who lives in England.
We were friends once,
But he moved to England
And turned into a douche.
Now he's still in England and
We're not friends.
If you see him, have him arrested because
He is a terrorist.


This picture is a stock picture that I found on the Internet. Not a picture of Rob from England. I also wrote a completely unrelated Haiku:

My soul is a tree
Rob has raked all my leaves up
Nude in the cold fall